Does ZooBurn Work?

Is ZooBurn a diet pill that works?  Well that depends upon your ape-pectations.  (Yes this will probably be a pun-filled review. Sorry.)

ZooBurn is a fat burner and has the potential to put a fun spin on weight loss.  The name is unique, and I know a peep or two who has hips like a hippo or a great gorilla butt.  A fat burner could be quite beneficial for them, along with stumbling onto a treadmill on occasion.  Unfortunately ZooBurn doesn’t deliver at all…it’s not fun (other than providing an initial chuckle at the name), and the ingredients aren’t savage enough to make this product a roaring success either.  The website is as uninteresting as watching a sloth-er, do its ‘slothy’ thing.  Which would probably be more interesting to tell you the truth…

Anyway, let’s run down the ingredients before I lose you altogether…

• Chromium—an essential mineral that boosts the metabolism by helping the body more efficiently absorb glucose so it can be used for energy rather than stored as fat.  A clinically tested and proven weight loss ingredient.
• Hoodia Cactus Powder—Hoodia is an African legend.  Apparently it sustains tribesmen while they hunt lions and such in the brutal heat for days on end.  Unfortunately it could all be myth and there’s no clinical proof Hoodia is an effective appetite suppressant.
• Magnolia Bark—the story is Magnolia Bark supports mood while initiating fat burning.  There’s no clinical proof.  Could be bark without bite.
• Chad de Bugre—beloved by the Brazilians as a fat burner and diuretic.  No ‘you-know-what’ to support…
• Green Tea Extract—another really excellent ingredient that contains natural caffeine for energy and a metabolic boost.  Clinical evidence that this ingredient helps with weight loss abounds.

Okay, here comes the really bad news.  ZooBurn’s ingredients come in a proprietary blend of an unknown quantity.  ZooBurn’s official website not only failed to provide that information, they don’t let you know what’s in it at all!  I had to scour the internet!  A manufacturer of a quality product would not hide their ingredients. 

Is ZooBurn Guaranteed?

ZooBurn is not guaranteed.  You’d be a baboon to order it. 

ZooBurn Pros

• Contains two clinically proven weight loss ingredients.
• Fun name.

ZooBurn Cons

• ZooBurn is made up of a proprietary blend.  Blends hide how much of the quality ingredients you’re getting.  Which is usually nowhere near enough.
• The ingredients are just ‘okay.’
• Information is scarce on ZooBurn’s official website.  The ingredients are not divulged. Iffy that.
• No money back guarantee.

Is ZooBurn Worth Trying?

As a fat burner this product is as lame as an injured coyote…and just as wily.  Don’t get pulled into their attempt at clever marketing, because it all falls flat.  Flat as a possum playing…possum.  Flat as a hedgehog on a highway.  Flat as a…well, you get my point.  The ingredients are blah.  The quantities a mystery.  Even the bottle label is nothing to go ape over.  Bottom line-there are better fat burners out there, and I ain’t li-on!

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